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Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah

This is Hardly Camp Granada

Week of August 12, 2002

            “If I have 40 acres of forest, how many search dogs will I need to find a fugitive?” –

            Question from Secure Corps summer camp math class

 

            Man, and I thought it was tough figuring when the train leaving Boston would meet the express from Chicago.

            Summer camp has changed a bit since I was a kid.  For many it was an adventure in bad food, bug bites, sunburn, Indian nicknames, and punched leather wallets that never saw a back pocket.  Not that I didn’t learn anything; for instance I learned to behave myself in such a manner as to not make my mother want to send me off every summer.

            Then, somewhere along the way, camps started to market themselves to kids instead of parents.  That’s where the money is, something toy manufacturers figured out years before.  Now there are camps geared toward every conceivable interest, from sports and horseback riding to computers and NASA’s space camp. 

            So I suppose it was inevitable someone would come up with a homeland security summer camp.  Funded by a grant from Bucks County, Pennsylvania, and inspired by the events of September 11, Secure Corps provides emergency response training to eligible high school juniors and seniors.  Participants must meet criteria for being “at risk,” such as low income, academic problems, foster care, and so on.

            “This is a great opportunity for at-risk youth to learn more about homeland security, which is a very hot career path right now,” claims the Bucks County Web site.  Secure Corps isn’t something parents have to spring for; those accepted are paid minimum wage to learn first aid, CPR (for humans and animals), and other emergency skills.  At the end, participants receive a certification in “terrorism response.”

            As at any camp there are drills, but these aren’t snipe hunts and midnight raids on the canteen.  Campers learn to work in hazardous materials suits, evacuate buildings, and respond to gas attacks.  They are placed in “corps” of 10 or so each, then given mock homeland security scenarios to study over the summer.  

            According to the Philadelphia Inquirer, these include a bomb threat at a local mall; the possible collapse of a busy bridge over the Delaware River, and; a subway derailment with 375 people aboard, wiping out tunnel supports and threatening a street cave-in. 

            These are not the type of activities you cap off with a round of S’mores and a chorus of Kumbaya.  Instead campers tour various security operations, including a look at Philadelphia’s First Union Center.  There they learn how security personnel stop a hypothetical Britney Spears concert from turning into a “Level 3 Mass Casualty Event.” 

            Heck, I thought that was the attraction. 

            I don’t doubt Secure Corps alumni will be in demand, nor that similar camps will spring up elsewhere.  Bucks County may have led the way but if there is enough of the other kind of bucks involved, private companies will get in the game alongside Secure Corps and basketball camp. 

            It is just like Americans to turn a horrific attack into a growth industry, as the security business is becoming.  Before you write the editor or flame me with email, I see this as a good thing.  There are considerably more frivolous uses for our great material blessings, and it is a strength of the American system that it encourages and rewards those who step up to meet a need.  I wish them Godspeed.

            You can make a living doing good in the United States, as we saw on September 11.  Even if not all Secure Corps campers make security a career, it beats spending the summer swabbing calamine lotion on a full body poison oak rash.

            On Brentmorrison.com:  Links to related news; Brent’s other columns on September 11 reaction.

 

 

 

 
 

 

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